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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。+ @# h# ?: w' ~7 H
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
+ C, M* I: W- J# C9 kPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
$ Z0 G' f% _7 k; r6 dChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
5 n1 U. r0 c2 A: sPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
/ A6 Y! i! {; [. A/ b; \3 g; mChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?1 b: q/ Y1 [' p7 O( _/ o
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
7 {: Q; a2 E: L; v+ oChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!7 j: q/ D+ p( J: |' w& m7 a
People: They dissolved it themselves!
, `3 E8 w9 i2 x, Y6 rChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?- k, S5 `4 m2 V! C# y8 S
People: We’re the imperialism now? W- u4 @) d; Z N4 m
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?/ m9 `0 R1 P. ?- X& `
people: It’s in America now!# v8 l) y& ?# A4 E
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/ c3 U( ?; |: _1 v" A! Q来个对照
* S& l2 r) K$ x$ e! `毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗; C* d0 p+ V4 l h7 C5 y
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢# P, @2 h; Q' {% O, H! l
毛：资本家还存在吗
# ]/ C# b8 H/ m我们：生意都做到外国去了
; @7 F# n! J! F, m; D) D1 d! D毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗# O |6 J* z) @* ~! @% K _
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了# X2 i' @2 p. U, t0 b1 {* h- U
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗, Z4 \- b! T8 G( j
我们：他们自己解体了5 L0 z. e. X* m' A
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
2 b) Q( B3 f5 U$ S6 m- R- N! i4 ~我们：我们自己就是了
0 N5 Q i) W& H+ }$ U9 u毛：那我的文革呐& t3 d5 |# T" H0 E. I. q
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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