This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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6 a- c: Z- F/ n& Q; Y& `$ WEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
1 e9 u" R3 b7 u, `8 ~& V6 bhttp://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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2 K5 ^; q4 V3 ?8 B3 |More pictures are here
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$ `3 q+ ~! F+ J+ ?8 ILife is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.

Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
3 J8 ^' a" T9 v8 H  m) n#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
7 e' r4 |! |  X) @; K#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
1 Q4 H8 g: Q: d) {9 p  w#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
/ |' X6 I* z( o#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
$ _) d. v% o1 S5 k#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
7 k7 r% R& i0 P( j& o1 j#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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/ o3 k, R4 _, [/ |+ U#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
: ^( ?' e0 p+ j: R% {4 u7 _; j看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

that's good one