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phone and phone marriage, birth of a baby called the PHS, is ugly, and poor signal, in order to figure out,chemise polo pas cher, cell phones and PHS phones to made with DNA testing, the results surprised: nice! its father is the original radio! ! 0 J$ m4 W+ u, e' ~* Y; y. [
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a horse fell in love with a donkey, and Ma said: I love you, donkey said: I love you too, Ma said: You kissed me, ass said: No, Anniang said, 驴唇不对马嘴!
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night, drunk banged lampposts, pedestrians: What inside that shirt? Alcoholic: knock, can my wife not to open, passers-by: you hit it slowly, surely your wife at home, you see lights,abercrombie fitch hoodies, above it! * M9 ~* X7 p$ r% w
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Prince by magic,ed hardy t shirts, one year can only say a word, he can save enough for five years to speak about five words when it come before the princess said, "I love you Princess" Princess only answered a word, the Prince passed out. Princess said, "啥?" ; B, C! e- n0 t/ P" F' t$ }# o& u. k# I
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Remember in kindergarten when you do? Teacher told the children: Who is the first time in bed pee fine triple, the second a fine of five yuan for the third time penalty 10 yuan. Then I saw you cried: a teacher, how much money monthly? * J, L! _3 L1 _) v" ~5 B+ \
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! ^$ f- T8 c3 f6 n) D Dear users: your cell phone from this month has been a withdrawal feature,chaussures nike shox, the phone and flatten into ATM withdrawals can! If unsuccessful please contact the Information Center. Center Address: 3 points up not slip you anything about this incident who do not anything about this incident point by Farm , f/ w2 o) ^( o0 E
5 A5 @0 {: z7 \- B an elderly Diuche, when he will be a new car on downstairs, he got three locks and clip a piece of paper: will give you a steal! The next day car is not lost, and two more locks and a piece of paper: will give you a ride % ]) F" m" Z0 J+ ? l- W1 S/ Z' R
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0 see 8 that; sample, fat on the fat Bai, also bar belt. 7 to 2 that; kneeling right, in kneeling not marry you for 20 years .6 to 9 that was also cool to play on the cool chanting inverted .8 saw three ran crying Road; brother who cut the
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- ^( ~" C' r% S" K4 e+ y2 \7 X% r# ] history The most hilarious name: Lai Kim month (or a man), Liu production, Ji from the good, Li Changfu, Fan Jian, Xia Jianren, Fan system, Zhu Yiqun, Qin Shousheng (I do not know how his parents think), Pangguang large sub-Tang Du.
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- W o% c& c& J `1 E9 p$ S9 v# r Pig to Korea to do beauty,christian louboutin shoes, became a handsome guy, then to the nightclub to find beauty. Afterwards beauty Pig Q: I used to know how ugly? My Pig! Beauty shocked: Two brothers, I'm old sand!
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# F- D7 m A6 m8 w6 K1 S# o; d Early today,juicy couture purses, a mouse strayed into being a cat florist catch-up, mice found nowhere to go but a rose ready to picked up the resistance, the cat that flew with his head down ashamed to say: devil, too sudden!
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a male public toilets are constipation, Suddenly he saw a man flying into the room instantly stormy splinters, then praise to: "buddy child, really envy you, so fast." the man said: "envy get at no Trousers dropping it!"
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you go to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan tour, met a group of wild boar in the siege of the way, passengers were pulled out food, money, wild boar unmoved, you took out only the ID card. group of pigs Guier crying Road: Boss, we can find you a! 3 t, D* U+ u5 j7 l) g6 |
% t4 k4 k$ K! _6 L farmer knows the weight of dung and asked foreigners to see: Grandpa, this dressing, how much? farmer does not say, hand stained with foreigners point into his mouth, I thought: you do not tell me how much money pound, I do not tell you all smell the sauce of your turtle
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high drinker, but today was drunk, sober up after a friend asked: Why are you hanging still drunk? turtle sigh: Oh! non and a Man Finger Guessing Game last night octopus, dog days of so many hands, all to see but to see, lose out! (The above are hard to post every day in all of my friends prepared for the hope that every day happy heart, laugh often. read must be referred to ah ... to laugh, ten years less)
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