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. ?* i$ W0 N- L. R! VRedneck Yard Swing
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estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.& v* L. i& H2 [4 m
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/ O0 ~: \1 g: k" O7 C7 _ Redneck Cooler
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1 D5 n0 Z% n( M, i: s! o How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?# t/ m' f# {" [" r& f
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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. C( ?1 V! B4 o" a* [- G. A Redneck Cellar
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: k8 o! q- u+ D8 M, k Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
# o: o1 o. Q- l; l It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 2 c4 C- o& `% x9 s
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, ~% c+ Y6 e. s- P Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
3 b* E1 u% q) F; I; l 1) The DNA is all the same
3 ^& Z* g5 E3 M0 P 2) There are no dental records- W# q( X* a' d F$ d9 i1 b9 o
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4 s3 i9 G0 g b, g Redneck Mailbox
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) y3 } m, |/ ] I' t+ ]( ~7 H Who invented the toothbrush?0 G) Y5 \, b- Q0 U; _
A Redneck!! * C' A; l: B, h3 O7 Z/ j1 o
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
7 m& |: x% R; i$ Z The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed a* T6 t" X+ `1 k0 \
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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J7 ?1 ^/ M" N. r$ U' E" f Redneck Wheelchair, G# O+ `3 T! ~% A. w1 W- q+ C, s; ]
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- c) K) `. j" ?0 m# k Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?" h+ \* ^ n% y+ b( U5 c, N
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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) ]" U6 Q |0 e0 u) k+ l (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' 2 p( H: J3 u& E; e
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...+ q0 [" |5 i8 x: u
1 }3 \3 ?: M9 D$ |; a$ v That's all folks! , Y9 D4 X6 d. U$ P
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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