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2 S6 v: U h7 I8 ZDriver's License - too cute not to forward. g/ s$ P9 H' W) w/ R. t
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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- i: M6 g9 H: c$ T+ w8 K# w'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. & t' O3 g# c! w$ D
'It's not polite.' + D; @8 Q4 i9 V4 C' W$ |
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0 p; |) R: b6 a( ['How much do you weigh?' 9 b( K# A/ g1 h9 k1 B5 p
3 S2 i: q4 L1 p1 {( ~- C'Now really,' the mother says,
# z! r$ y- P, C, w% J'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' ) S$ `0 }+ X8 ^. h& g, d
g* q- [8 P6 w# K" q* i6 i'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' 4 |8 S3 ^8 M6 x" _. L
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 9 G' y" ^2 R. n6 f
2 g& U7 e) R* h5 i ?: E6 P' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 8 I R) j6 D7 ]/ K
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'Well,' says the friend, + h; a$ P& k0 h. O* n
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. % n: N+ ?+ F$ q$ P- x3 E8 J. X6 B
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
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9 b" N+ ~6 R# w' xThe mother is surprised and asks,
& e& b2 f( t! n6 f1 H'How did you find that out? 8 e0 x( A( T7 A3 u
: p$ f8 D' x; d, j. P; S'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' 0 m7 d& t9 R. ~ D
4 H j5 I( e. k7 g. V& nThe mother is past surprised and shocked now. ; l! `1 K7 e1 V/ d& K4 q
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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+ R3 c" X5 Y; M* e6 f$ r'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, . r0 g8 u7 b- G' k" a# L) q
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 8 O' {2 O0 E5 F: e/ J: @ o+ y
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?' E' v' M( Q e/ d( b" _# H
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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