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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. & W8 L) T3 s4 J8 H( {
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"Mary... Mary...."
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1 N3 u" F( I$ s2 M, R9 ["Is that you Fred?" . A7 r8 }& o2 g
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" 0 s, D! c8 @; D7 ?' C) z' R
+ l9 S: I. B' g5 i* X) M0 r"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 2 |; |/ _' D- ^' N
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." & G; U. _ T# b
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