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Husband of the year
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+ ^! ~* ?+ }+ P$ e$ i+ [# ]: uThe honorable
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2 i9 S& O6 m5 B6 I1 E: V3 bThe United Kingdom
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followed closely by... # J( f. D% h& ?) F' N0 m
. K& `+ z( r R& vThe United States of America 5 V+ |/ a) T' i+ @# {6 i. H4 X- P

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but 3rd Place must go to...2 ~( q% l) R# x% G! z+ k5 C
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; o5 d( L, M2 [+ Y7 dGreece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize % C3 N, V6 U: s* D
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was awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 0 f2 P* e, q& i, w9 q* X6 T6 w
, a E" r6 ~6 ?2 \7 u( |' RIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
H6 ^4 [! R" ]- |5 gholding her hand....
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4 H7 L0 @3 w; m" pWoman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it;
1 [( u( ~: T* Y+ }) ~; e6 f. UShe has He in it; ! q9 x$ W( Z; A( D* h
Madam has Adam in it;
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1 I+ Q; O5 b4 J9 g1 `3 oOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before: 3 [- A6 W2 Y' _5 U
, s1 l- y8 }& X" }; X# O9 AEver notice how all of women's problems start with! Q! W D/ J$ H+ t/ I F- M: p
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MENtal breakdown
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MENopause - ?7 a% M+ _1 X, V J
GUYnecologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. , [8 ^% y7 ~% |/ R: E& X
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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