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Tiger s Holiday Poem1 S- b/ @# c- t
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
( F. h5 W! K7 ]0 y. _8 R# \Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.4 p9 {5 `. O- |5 k/ `! W- |# ]
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
$ v4 [8 q& i& [" `# OCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
8 A! T. ]+ ^2 L' V" n1 PHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.% k& r1 j7 R* O6 w& D
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.6 W0 Q6 Z8 s$ J$ }2 k& F/ a8 R
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,8 L1 E# {% m; X! @
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
_4 U* D% ?# X! O' o4 tFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,) a; l/ F; u$ _1 y% }+ a
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
1 }# g B0 y. t& O( ?! j* n$ UWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,+ O6 q# U0 V" ?
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
* k6 H; [# @2 O3 p. m+ qDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
: g5 Y( o! Z! r8 dTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden . T( a9 f+ F! }& t3 A
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
/ ^* x4 J% Q# W4 `1 U3 b, z"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
4 V/ s1 |+ e+ S' W( VShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,3 `4 a8 H5 w% ^) Q! ?
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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