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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:' l8 m& _/ R. }# `# M
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
. w* B. C# }8 @: s XInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander! p6 Y J2 w! v1 y9 \- s9 T$ w
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following$ O+ N, B+ o2 E5 Y& ^
plan.0 v: l/ f! F7 L3 w6 `' B9 X$ T
- i/ M( \- k$ S w9 U* I3 Q9 OYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -; g" f- k$ E) L, ]9 Q" h( L! y7 ]
Unemployment fixed.) X4 {9 O; f; K' |1 l" |. y
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-5 h) ~7 Q. K7 e0 | V1 D2 ?2 p {
Auto Industry fixed.
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7 f: g% U# q! f/ N) _3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-% i8 |* g7 \$ ]4 g
Housing Crisis fixed. [( s5 X |4 A6 y
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It can't get any easier than that!% X$ a) ?7 p( I* M; O2 U' \
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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