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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.0 b' a$ n2 ~2 j2 C- v
" X. \( \0 q h: H& OI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
( K) o6 O4 z* X6 m9 dI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
( k8 ?4 }" E2 L7 ^# h7 N4 Y" M# sThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.6 V7 y. F7 ^5 a& y k
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.) P% z5 I# N( n" q) Q" F h
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
. `+ D [0 I: ythat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same h& ~$ I2 p5 Z5 Y
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
]+ ~/ {: ?. [! q9 {' YThere are some people that are not into all the words.
% B; Q8 e* j& n( S# R- @There are some that would have you not use certain words.$ o6 O/ y5 R' Q& I( x
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
. E* B" e$ X' q2 \9 e& ]of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.6 r! B/ A5 U) z" v) ^1 u2 p
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous2 A1 [3 `/ d; C
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,) ?0 k O$ V) C1 N. A
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
, l+ v: u: f- }1 x& N$ t3 k"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,7 n* h' Z! c: @2 t, V
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
9 a( S2 U3 U/ v5 K$ v0 u5 {+ ?"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
+ T! U0 j& r; `- h! WThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
6 S+ @0 c7 V4 H3 e8 l6 H- Ocurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.0 c) K V5 {$ s* f0 N* J
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 B7 `5 H0 W2 e* V1 U) D" b D$ e
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
2 n, X$ m% M1 csounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
0 G8 \& o3 z' Y- B0 Yman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
. a8 w8 I7 ]: ^2 dsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
) R: {2 ^" F" O+ N# t# F6 j5 e; fsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,% c) @% K5 }) r
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just# V1 J) m: `0 z6 K
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
! }+ l9 B0 g3 g5 l( }not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
" i' B: Q' s/ N% J2 v4 C7 \but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not. ^: `' \; y& X+ B
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
- _+ N* u& I+ Asome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
6 F+ @4 P3 @; y8 b) g5 G K' wMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on/ x3 j5 p5 K( I2 F$ Q& f: u
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
2 Q9 l! m! Z) j1 XI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend1 I5 Z5 d1 }7 {4 q3 Y, d$ p; Q8 }0 A
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at) g3 N4 T7 z& s; ~; a& B. B* A
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."3 k/ L: G- D8 t8 D. z
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the' h. v" d( o# L
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
0 e, X2 \9 f# V3 b ~4 A. Z, _together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that: M& a' U) E' W, \% H
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
+ }8 c3 x7 F, M* l v# a i- rcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
9 \. [5 U- ]9 K. `9 D# jdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such5 n$ I( e7 ^" Z; T; q: s
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
/ n4 }8 c4 [- f# a# a, e2 H# U4 [. JAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more& t' t/ g# ~6 y/ i( X
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
( ?! o6 d# Q! e' J1 m5 Y/ a- C1 c! tit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very( z0 ]# J; S, j |8 c
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to7 E2 [/ q/ Z6 K( l
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,3 f2 z5 [/ {- w' F% A8 P
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love8 U6 Q( j# ]* y0 M
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
+ t1 E/ z1 t8 u1 ?' ?a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
c! L, H/ D8 J, w* A0 }" R$ EI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for& h, ]/ J7 ]7 {+ e
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
4 v9 h2 S7 A3 I# D0 cSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
4 [2 ^1 K3 v$ z# t9 K+ BSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
3 y$ M! C7 p8 C) l$ f$ s8 xI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
6 Q* O. h8 Q6 W& c/ O, _circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even: O: L5 o4 O6 V9 I# o+ {
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
, T9 K! x1 |7 o6 I" o6 U9 P p( pand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
4 l7 |; f% |( d0 B0 U: s' X+ ?, TBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
3 R% T- {; W1 u2 P1 `& [Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock! l* R" d- Z$ J6 i j
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in+ t# i1 U9 s/ i, A* G
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
( F7 {. _# N1 T+ k( KKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't6 a6 _% C1 n- S- U: T) P
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding3 Y5 [+ Q4 V0 u0 m/ Y
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that0 _" {' Z3 E6 ~8 n z
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
^7 i7 w6 i% d. ?' y. pcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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