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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) ' d: r4 S! G1 Q, m, z( ]
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
; S3 Z: D5 T' p+ T0 T' n" `Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
# k% Y. q. I! AGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. 1 J4 H# O$ `. p3 u
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
# u( ^/ w. n# n- `) ~4 d/ QGeorge: That's what I want to know.
0 K1 J3 r& ?& \$ q4 TCondi: That's what I'm telling you. ( L) j% c0 V' |# n4 x) y$ ~6 r7 R
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 2 P. s1 e# `' c l6 }: ^; U R
Condi: Yes.
% ]% n% L& w! Q' z6 nGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. - I3 y: N9 A! x1 G7 W' c
Condi: Hu. 0 w6 e0 ?& d: r( \2 R
George: The guy in China. % g" e& h' X& r k; ?3 O" ^' H r9 ?
Condi: Hu. o9 I* p( `. v8 \
George: The new leader of China. ; c, J9 ^, D* o. y7 I6 j% D, q
Condi: Hu.
( `5 Y, w; e1 d% IGeorge: The Chinaman! 1 D. t. B$ e. k; r, y! I5 H
Condi: Hu is leading China.
% x0 v: K/ V* I# _George: Now whaddya' asking me for? & V8 x: A M( @! A7 y: H* S
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
4 o( G8 x. B* V8 c1 E. MGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 9 A L N) i' D' A" |# Y
Condi: That's the man's name. " y8 s5 C: }3 ]) y0 |/ }
George: That's who's name? ) P: A4 o+ e8 F$ i! T
Condi: Yes. k2 E8 t, ?* I. G
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
w7 Y2 M Y( O( w" OCondi: Yes, sir. : I# x9 a+ {8 i$ l3 T
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 2 ?! G7 n2 o4 t1 [6 ?3 S$ j3 B
Condi: That's correct.
/ o3 v7 Z/ m$ ]' i8 CGeorge: Then who is in China?
U# L* ~" h. UCondi: Yes, sir. 3 o7 @" `; T; k+ @9 d* _
George: Yassir is in China? ) [, e4 K. o5 S+ U+ D
Condi: No, sir. 5 D$ {, P, h+ U" ]7 K5 {- d
George: Then who is?
+ {, o& D: H: F; r) h1 yCondi: Yes, sir. & Z6 U) k- J1 N: A
George: Yassir?
3 G. X. g5 |/ Z% w* PCondi: No, sir.
$ O* `: B' ?1 Q, Z9 y6 P4 jGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
4 a4 C7 f& d: h5 jCondi: Kofi? {* w* P; n2 A1 g
George: No, thanks. ; E3 P5 H5 h$ ~5 l
Condi: You want Kofi?
; [7 m) S4 m/ V3 i3 [& H) t7 bGeorge: No. - h0 V5 W0 B' e3 _3 \# R
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
# M! C) o9 u& H" W( f! MGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
! F2 x3 k- Z: L3 U0 g# R3 J; kCondi: Yes, sir. 2 `! L3 W2 j( _# _& B$ h8 `
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. * y% x9 z8 B* A+ e% b% H) z! l
Condi: Kofi? : e L0 ~) H! _# W
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
2 ~1 i7 F; B+ K! P# _Condi: And call who? ; s* p3 k. i) I& R) f/ Y6 l# C
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? 3 o2 B# g" H$ |' p9 m0 ~
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. / }$ ~0 H( X0 y. W
George: Will you stay out of China?! , ?+ Y% s( a' s7 @/ \
Condi: Yes, sir. ' [/ z3 v9 S7 ?0 J* t
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. * n7 s. N2 q. L# V/ E% O
Condi: Kofi.
1 e8 D/ K7 T9 v% s# ~4 [8 L4 zGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 2 X& N% R6 r3 o8 M% h( M0 C" h
(Condi picks up the phone.)
7 K) U$ y- N& Q. @" OCondi: Rice, here.
7 r0 v& e. P& k' s! K# W4 FGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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