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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
# U- z5 T3 x* }" YAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'; r) @; T* n" t3 T: r, C/ {% r3 h
2 b. ~) C9 c; m$ n* sThe Cowboy says: 7 G" T8 k+ M4 O( C& s; K5 R
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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" G3 g1 H# V. V$ P+ o2 f+ m2 r4 BWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.% y7 r) p. V+ A. w& m8 j
1 ^) b# x4 F6 x: A$ uThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
! j- O/ ?- i9 C `$ e$ u0 L4 nThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did. }9 G4 }/ Y, h, `( G2 W6 S( X' \
; _* y& p* q/ c7 X* N" H3 D2 UThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'5 X2 A: D4 ?5 V* z" B
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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