BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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" w$ j. D* P- W+ X: H" f, G* ^9 M'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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0 S% a" ?, M) x' k  q4 P. r; Xbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
   
7 D4 O( {8 z' ]; c( ^'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.

  z: C. M3 x- s# r: y1 iI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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