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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.* k3 ? ^( i0 x; l6 ?
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. u' [+ _; L! [3 i2 ]5 X( R
* W, a' Z4 O/ j6 MThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.. l. ~' J0 Z0 K! o; A+ O4 d
; Y5 W1 d2 [( x4 Y6 WThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.8 w" |5 D5 |/ H2 t; I1 ^" ]$ E
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile./ C3 N4 Z2 t# L, P# a' e$ k( q" V, Y
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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+ A+ o" c9 D/ v1 Q0 ~BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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