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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.) B# I; J6 `% ^. s
1 l3 H5 r4 O# [. r0 ^2 ]0 G1 O* `- N( uThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
2 u e+ Z. A; @1 s) dperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.8 _& K6 e, Z8 ~+ H
! h+ v( A+ ~1 o" JHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,9 r+ P! w: B6 l
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,& `* g" C8 u# L, u/ D9 _7 z3 W4 L
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response." C8 G6 d& M5 C+ ~1 k2 ]" n
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?", f1 u3 }8 q( O+ j) M: N. B
" O2 W5 Z5 Y, E" j/ k* qNo response.9 _: O+ `2 a, v+ _- V
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and4 ]5 Z: A4 B4 z- o5 S# x1 O
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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o2 p* b' z8 y: }9 ~) m( W5 ~Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife+ A% d5 ?& h2 t/ W: A( X/ `# X7 { B# ~
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.
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4 N a4 m3 |/ w4 M+ u8 O! B) |. _- rSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's 7 y+ f+ O0 I+ B: n
for dinner?" Again there is no response.% J! ]1 I9 l) b3 [/ ^! {
& [% R: F7 A2 y; dSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"8 I" L @8 E) r7 m$ ^0 ^. O
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(I just love this)* i$ x1 H( R; q
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+ C. N* W. h! H! ~, J& M3 Q"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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