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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA:
0 n' k3 b. h0 R2 ZAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ' S+ l, b: z4 S. E5 v1 r a
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: 1 {) g8 c1 N7 T; k
All Makes Combined ) H: M) Y8 ~$ j8 E( H% @4 N
A Major Cost
2 P0 f% p3 R$ f1 EA Mutated Car
j% _+ {1 j; M( i& P+ [A Morons Car
2 z9 d M! B v* LAnother Major Catastrophe
, W1 H) {- |! R. }! o# jA Man's Car j+ c& v- c: h' C& \3 d9 B5 ]
A Miss Conception 4 z% k _7 D. W2 a
All Muscle Car , A- l3 X: K. K0 z
All Most Car " u t4 `2 N2 P0 N( E* F `- ^
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
8 Z- \+ Y. i# D, aAutomotive Mental Cruelty / e0 |! k+ x9 c
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AUDI:
7 {: Z+ o L' O( W- p& R3 \Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 2 v2 E' ?# H I+ F$ y: R
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
0 }* y" e7 r' R' L1 h8 hAutomobile Under Demonic Influence F. g+ y# y1 l
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
( |" {& `5 K, F' h. y/ p) TAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
1 y/ T6 Z) O# a+ {/ f' r9 S4 ]Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
6 Q& W& K! F! A" c$ B' _' U- x' QAll Unnecessary Devices Installed 6 W$ J z6 x: C' X( }! Q. l; k7 J8 f
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6 w7 E% y8 r8 {/ c- I% jBMW: 2 v9 |3 d7 q' x4 A6 _
Big Money Works / @5 _8 Y1 w; k1 g# [3 S5 P2 o
Bought My Wife
2 \6 @! H+ D: c' ]Brutal Money Waster 9 H- F5 h: N, r9 I
Break My Window 0 V$ \5 z* l/ _8 ^& S3 J9 i. J# s0 \
Break My Windshield 7 d) k, {/ F, g" d
Babbling Mechanical Wench / b5 s! a }$ Z; Q
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 2 g ]* @ a& ^+ `: d2 a
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
9 j# I; x6 j1 Z2 |1 SBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
/ }6 L: A8 {2 w# c% g/ m: cBarely Moving Wreck 6 k3 j- l9 P; ^8 Y* H! p
Big Money Waste $ k1 r; O% @" ]
Big Money. Why? 1 k3 |0 {( F. ^' Z8 T7 l F3 t! |
Big Money Works 3 l/ n G7 {" B& q" b
Born Moderately Wealthy ) z- o# a, d! g! }/ i
Breaks Most Wrenches
. Z! V$ p9 m" E2 v. a% b; a* WBring Many Wrenches 7 ]. ^4 ?+ Y9 g6 Y, I: f
Brings Me Women 0 j: H, g8 W* V/ h. H8 u2 Q# X, V
Brings More Women 4 l* k- B! R6 I+ w4 z) `
Broken Money Waster
1 o# N( v Q0 bBroke My Wallet
6 q; ~- O! V& O. X* f" QBroken Monstrous Wonder
& _% l1 ]2 f9 b' qBumbling Mechanical Wretch
6 C3 Q0 \) L# \2 r0 kBlasphemous Motorized Wreck ; k+ m: j0 d7 R S: l
Bavarian Manure Wagon _3 z7 d2 m" s n2 k
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BUICK:
: i: o {6 A+ C5 u- X7 p; PBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 4 _+ m( b! p' K. N
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 8 x3 ]7 X- Z- B4 a# v, e/ ]
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Camaro: ( x" p4 x7 M$ k7 b. O" N
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? % ?+ G7 i! t8 d: @* K5 r" x! x F& Y
Can't America Make A Real One? 4 J/ c) d* r: T7 r2 T
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
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CHEVROLET: 4 m1 o- R- g' \
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips % x& j6 `7 O0 Z/ w( T/ X3 v
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time * f$ K v* B" l# G
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
& [! n( s4 y$ I- Z( t! g7 U/ ]Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques * Z/ [& L# L+ I
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: & K8 w- C: B6 j' e- R" v5 ^& b
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
1 B _; S; S0 U/ aDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
3 g" \, q5 D) v! N0 L1 B' fDead Old Dog Going East
' `: p. O: @, L/ Q7 @Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 6 c5 r% @: X1 T2 B' P" c+ P
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
# O! W; i; }; g5 TDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
+ K# F I+ \- [: mDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter . I* b6 ?# \$ c& @
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment 2 e- o$ @1 N4 j! u* ^
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive & O' g4 v2 \0 a @/ p# p# K
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7 f$ v, P% b+ _2 _* k3 GEDSEL: 4 m; r, u; U& ~6 `+ n
Every Day Something Else Leaks
2 h, C2 D* {; _' R& v' f; y0 EEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs 7 Y9 z# K4 v4 o4 a
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FIAT:
) Q2 G5 S: z' XFailure in Italian Automotive Technology 0 K% b5 H! n; V* i
Fix It Again, Tony , n d6 x I% ?3 |) [9 z
Fix It All the Time
( S, @/ ^5 q' {- a# W nFound In A Toilet e) d* k: l l2 y
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 8 x7 T# {/ k1 Z {% V
# {/ p, n( V6 S% t6 |! Y/ U3 mFORD: ' \# z4 y9 }, @ x
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge - K- n) A$ l$ g+ G5 k V
Fix Or Repair Daily
7 u( q3 G$ ?! p" dFound On Road Dead x2 K% m5 X @- Q9 ?% G& Z! ?
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
, m( r# } Z q+ TFirst On Race Day 1 E# T+ U) Z- H' C# C' r
First On Recall Day 1 r! y! B! d5 P" n' R2 L
Fabricated Of Refried Dung 2 r- G0 ?$ F1 ]5 e4 T2 G9 T5 S
Fails On Rainy Days : T. N4 l, P9 q3 d
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 6 Y5 ~/ H2 Q/ J* L
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver $ T# n: J( c+ i
Fault Of R&D ; `. p0 g; E) W! B# Y" o
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
1 }# y7 B: `9 Z, C- hFireball On Rear Denting
% O3 n: Z4 j2 n) q+ VFirst On Road to Dump . W8 Y+ R5 Q9 ], Q- B; E' h
First On Rust and Deterioration
1 h: m+ g( w5 ?( Y# c3 Q- }Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
4 @0 W3 X' _2 z) a, }Flipping Over Results in Death 4 g% h0 Q1 M. J# Q
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
( P1 D4 X+ d$ z ^: f* VFollow Our Rusty Dogsled 6 B# M; v9 m; _8 L' O8 S
Foot On Road Decelerates
8 p; Z3 U. Z0 zForced On Reluctant Drivers
; X L" D" x5 x% f7 ?/ D( Z8 [1 iFormed Of Rejected DNA ' \2 q6 [7 k# b
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
# t c% p/ G" \8 PForward Only; Reverse Defective 7 E. L, G z/ y; l/ J8 W
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
7 j9 {) }8 ^% t: }8 OFork Over Repair Dough * r) s8 `, v3 }
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge % i/ O# [$ q3 N
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ! v% L( c' [2 p( X# q# N- w
Free Or Reduced Drastically . t; {$ q0 _0 c8 ^7 S
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 5 h; m; X1 Z* W0 m Y$ D% v3 M
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
- v9 o. ?2 l# R9 zFunny Old Rattling Dump 5 r I' S' R0 u' A' p3 M
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
' [! F, a2 \, vFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
) s* w* Y m( uFound Out-Right Dangerous ( q% y, t' D. u; P1 |# z
Future Of Racings Delight * t, ?% h+ {: h' ^1 s
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
9 b8 \# e( L$ m Y O5 x(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 6 v8 z4 D0 F, |
LTD: 5 `4 \ A, f% h6 u4 f
Lacks Total Dependability
9 d M) q. @5 h) ~: j7 kLots To Do 2 x/ f" ]1 e- A* U- P0 ~
Looses Transmissions Daily * p ]; ?% W/ A7 T# X& t
: e; W9 U K* b d4 NGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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4 u% h2 w6 C% g; q. e9 Y& x0 y5 MGeneral Maintenance
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Garbage Motors
+ R" M; z: d' C( B! sGenerally Miserable
- i2 r; I3 q UGrossly Misconceived ) p& F* N# @. S& ?( w, ^
Gluteus Maximus ; w8 {" w. v4 J; D! `* z
Good Money
' ]5 h& @- g$ T x& E1 |& d, tGoofy's Manufacturing 5 X ^. z2 k. M& e" w$ L6 }
Gone Mental + m! Z/ t& q& h. O8 [
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: F3 S( N& f% M# A8 sGMC: 1 o8 |6 L- q5 S2 K& D; A
Grief & Misery Combined
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6 T: u" {) a8 W% l2 BGotta Mechanic Coming? # ~2 X3 y& N0 _! }4 B7 w
Generally Mediocre Cars
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Gets Mechanics Crazy
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Got More Crap 0 f" {2 k" ^. K
Great Mountain Climber
# H2 m9 i4 S4 j1 C9 Q9 KGreat Motor Car + r" h' ?8 e) N9 U* r7 T6 o
God Made Chevy
) Y8 \2 N( Q6 B, f" g: nGood Moron Car
( m# M( H: ?* e# f/ ^8 t, WGot Mine Cheap
0 m9 l; u4 X5 vGet My Checkbook ( E' [! N* U; x+ F. E, y0 T: F
Gone Mad Corp.
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: S2 A K# ]! ?- x& s2 ~. TGTO: 3 n7 A4 U; K" z+ t
Gas, Tires, Oil 9 B N8 r2 J2 z; \ C
Get Tools Out ' Q' B6 _. G1 n
Get To Onramp
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Get The Others - s, J! M: v9 `4 B% g
Generally Trashed Out
0 x0 ?: ~; t* s3 Y# RGood Time Out 8 p( `! ` p: W/ t7 v8 B2 N X
Gone To Overdrive / w$ _$ F0 x2 K% S2 l# j
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) W0 t) [3 x' s+ v4 LHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
$ l* A# |+ i7 UHad One Never Did Again 8 Y) g6 `9 S4 R& R& U* @
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating * T1 ~( q |! b2 {# B
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
4 P8 o5 t, X. W3 n/ [Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles + r5 l1 t: k3 F0 M, ~
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
& y# Z; S8 m: a6 AHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? " c& L& m) A Y
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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% g5 O Q; t: z, J8 c6 t1 wHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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Just Eats Every Part
n; L$ C* X- H+ O. p: dJust Empty Every Pocket
8 @7 ^2 h; T1 y" A( P- i3 e5 IJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
% |, R3 K( {9 ], F3 G/ d! C* d. B& |Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes # L1 `0 G2 G/ h9 D' h. S
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
) V8 D2 N" I! rKick It Around & X' _3 d, Q" M
Kick It Again
5 B% z. f+ x; s9 K: O! m2 vKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious * r0 x' y) H J4 g! R3 Q; |
) O0 S0 T) \7 W: \' h" B8 @ yMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along " L, g2 L) C$ g. o H7 x
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Money Guzzler
0 q/ ~" j/ X' E8 Z# h* W8 dMostly Garaged
5 r8 d& n4 @/ k, GMajor Goof + Z6 @0 c; ?5 e1 J4 B
MGB: Might Go Backwards
4 N0 w( I% H m) M" \: kMGB: Might Go, But . . .
2 {6 s0 r/ F. {0 AMGB: Motor Going Bad 1 f( s7 S. N `0 R+ w
MGF: Might Go Forward % L5 x* j! G5 ?% n% G6 U
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 8 t6 ~* \ j5 l y: I# ^, ^
' N# C/ U3 V6 @- B5 dMOPAR * Q$ K9 g3 j/ P# |- X
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
* Y) U) w) n2 G% ?- C fMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ' q, t3 M! u/ o
Most Often Passed At Races ! g" u% q7 Q5 F5 ?6 U) ~8 H" i
Mostly Old Parts And Rust * J+ ~, L- k! I( R, q; |0 t, w- {
Move Over People Are Racing
$ Y3 P+ ?5 f. g; d8 B8 _4 RMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
9 C" f. V1 ^& ~My Old Pig Ain't Running " w" G+ ]# D% h
My Only Problems Are Repairs
" B- u/ r/ T, o$ r a: y. oMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
7 N Z6 [/ K; l0 B7 S' BMore Often Parts Are Replaced 7 \9 R) n. {' H% n, a3 n
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6 l S& I+ e& ~" a! g' |$ NMUSTANG:
) E) D6 t/ v8 U4 a, H0 JMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good ; h/ _- L: F, Y. k1 a3 p! h
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go " O& T6 i5 b" x# L$ h7 i! ]
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go % Z% k6 S3 L; B- _ u* l- {
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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1 h, K) J. U4 ^4 _9 zOLDSMOBILE: : z6 W# S7 `# m* B
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday * Y1 s, B6 |) q1 I" `: A
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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7 h @) R) r8 E$ K* P7 S& KPINTO: $ a1 |! h- c9 A- S) ^; j, p6 n
Put In Nickel To Operate , J/ Y" E J+ ?" n
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
% e, J) z3 g5 |Put In New Transmission Often 8 V& u/ y5 V, W
Pushed In Neutral Too Often 7 E5 R. l, K2 [0 Y" C; `" Y# F- z
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/ F# s) w' l* j6 [: u6 jPONTIAC:
( t& n' Z6 k. Z8 }Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
) ^4 k/ T$ Q9 b: t: ], FPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
* o7 J* R+ ]$ O, c6 X( }. q4 NProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything - N9 J0 E+ l8 B+ g9 e' w1 J1 q4 W
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough i: u" U" B% B. m% E, d
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Send Another Automobile Back e7 p$ I4 e% \9 G" G' ?6 {5 g
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown - A7 n! I+ ?' g: h
Sad Attempt At Beauty 2 S+ Z* y. `9 r# J) L; I
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
5 b2 y6 O! v2 _0 F% w, P' _* LShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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2 { g& y* r; f7 p& iSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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' G4 e& U* K$ } p( F E0 mTOYOTA: 6 \" S: A6 w" ^
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ' b! w# b4 F( f) U: L& R! j& ~& e
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
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TRIUMPH:
2 W$ |/ s! r& m* }This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
_9 j& ]5 O. U/ C" y! w4 j8 CTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 1 n& t! _/ F6 ?
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5 E9 m. S2 d5 rTR: Tools Required
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6 _% t J( [3 _/ Z* _- tVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: 2 P8 j; |8 w: O/ w
Vintage Wreck
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