 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
; G+ J1 e( ? i% E: o9 f. `+ Q3 f3 l( i. i- n( ]$ B8 M
'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
: E5 N4 S. V& N' k/ e
. V0 B2 ~# B) l5 J. [- T |The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 7 W8 j4 `1 \# H0 `; N' x! ~
# d4 a: T6 s% J8 {8 I4 T# d9 X'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
* l0 B8 {- x! X% L! n
8 I( {+ ~8 c1 N! t* C$ I. m c+ s'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................, M6 p/ f7 ~3 |' t+ Q
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' : _% H3 \2 E4 R) F( c5 A
- H# l2 K1 u5 b8 U'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 2 b5 `8 g7 S- ^8 O6 h* ^" r
! d8 m7 f; ?6 M, {9 bGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' / f9 ?! q n( P2 Q+ g" X, c3 ]! f
/ r2 U, \+ ]/ I! s* I L4 |
'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-4-26 11:16
