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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
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When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's: I) Q4 h3 U( j6 q: i2 r
family was invited over to see the baby. 4 @7 j1 Z2 g# }6 ?
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
4 K! I! x. }' T1 M; Zwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.% r7 w' h, s" S$ w+ |7 P5 M
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
, z; g" b& t7 M( L+ yabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he" F+ _( {) s/ K$ u1 E, M" g
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.& G7 z$ p. J. y$ q
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
2 i( M( l, B+ S( ?2 T+ [) uWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
4 r; Y" d' ?) G7 E, Y! Xbaby.'
* ~. V; x& R; M" a0 _  IThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
  _% c% @; V$ X7 \6 KJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful2 C' [  s, r4 y' [6 F5 A6 A
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can+ ^2 v( q" J- s7 S. P: ?  ^
he see?'9 C2 v7 R* U) r# {
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
$ X) E) V7 s3 |" F he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
9 r. u( ?- I2 Tneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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