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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the5 B9 k" `5 F8 b0 }2 b2 q
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
; v4 k; o8 n- }4 C5 W$ WBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and! n: {- _- j! N! z7 o
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.. y' ?* Q8 ^) A; m! Z. U
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
" B4 b6 ~) j9 U+ tHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
6 ^5 V3 E: U# D8 k2 athinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
9 C3 I8 a" _. V: x; T2 Z; ]your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
8 @7 b; L: k6 z/ wgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"$ `( `" x! C% S
4 D3 d$ I D) Z/ [) C' K- v5 HBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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4 Y+ y$ s3 g8 ?+ MHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,..... B' M& x6 T( Q. c; i5 u. u: `
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
0 i. g( D' y9 G+ o4 JI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
; g9 C! M5 @9 z& `9 r$ [& Pthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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* F8 B( H- O3 b- zSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
, Y( b1 W* Q7 J4 L: s1 d& O4 |I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
+ }/ ~! f2 _9 _- w& k9 [% Zsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains! M* c& ~: n8 K3 m2 o$ ]* m! A
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver* @7 ]- v1 R- f2 U
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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