Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
2 U9 l. L* H% zPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
* C( m, z# b! x; T1 g( [. gI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
2 ^5 ]. S# _( B- |. ^( ?- Ksilk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
2 }, }3 [+ Y2 a: B9 fexactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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% A0 [, d7 q3 i3 q3 l! LHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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% G4 @9 E6 ]3 |& I/ @! B6 d/ kThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........