2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
7 r1 t$ u# ?1 e( y+ _' d  CYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
/ G: X6 i+ t8 w. K- @You have 2 cows，
. B1 P5 ]( t7 x5 E7 P  h+ pThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
) R$ K' F! K8 c/ ?/ g) L+ s* T) {7 G4 hThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

$ D( S% u* o( P6 T4 O, O/ \! ]NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
, {7 w( N* w0 h' A* H1 yYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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) |* n" y3 p5 i) HTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
9 H4 `9 p2 d& R" FYou have 2 cows，
/ o" u& c! I* t, o" t# uYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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