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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ' e( c! l# ^" k6 H& O
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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; w w( B4 z+ k4 F( h/ AOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl( z9 b4 e4 R1 w/ I; F, b
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,: V$ z, Z6 m5 g6 g
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
9 m) Q5 m; h: H6 I$ @0 o' ^had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
, A1 z3 h2 W; p6 ~7 d; Mget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had: \- L1 @4 x# C% R6 _ M+ \
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
C" t+ n7 y& G, ~. ?' [sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
( _! F1 d* A4 [+ ~! ~! Ahigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
6 }& {( |, Y3 h3 k+ s& C& ]sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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