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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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9 w6 O9 h0 d. H9 V L" I8 F3 P/ ^A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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9 d- i5 u5 X( \3 g Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 3 [8 n- Z% ?" g2 g- u8 ^3 w3 o
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 8 W! k s: h# O% `
5 @& S+ d; R! p% S/ Z Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. . s' E# d, Q! G5 {8 y
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. & S& V/ D. u) c% [1 y3 N
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, O# }1 r- l9 J He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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; E. E: L4 G0 ^, C( ~' a. u# L+ X He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a & r; E- f5 X' h" ?! |
% i& [) Z V( E; D* @# n$ p* G" {* A1 Z Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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5 D z! R0 L* L6 R" w 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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