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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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^9 O; g8 c J1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.5 b6 N8 P" O* [7 G* K u" Z
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6 s2 m, s& K' ]
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.: @5 t6 D6 w+ \6 Q5 m( f$ S
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.: L. f) b+ D$ J. J2 r1 Y- h7 n
7 O. P0 [. Z, S* t4 l2 `2 r& F7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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5 B# X- K$ X/ F6 f8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.$ O+ e3 d2 I% @! v" A3 D8 E. ?
; z0 w$ Y+ ^4 I10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.$ D/ `' T# K ~: u1 p$ m1 D
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.& Z! j7 J8 l8 F) f, a0 J( ]% t
* g% q8 m: l6 H3 {) [9 }5 H f13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.5 y. @7 m1 m; J
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.6 Q. Q2 i2 g! }( T- R4 D& j7 y
- d9 _2 c4 u, _$ J15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.* \4 F% H8 m: }1 g
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16.) You take naps.- N/ j: s( ~2 E8 E
; ]* ^ _1 i$ @% `7 H17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.* [# \8 c+ P. |- z. V; U7 l! l
1 @& H: s3 ]4 Z4 m7 i$ T18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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( V! |# r" w! [; X1 C6 \# e& R19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"1 A& {2 d" j. e6 C, D, l6 h! E/ b' L5 ^
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 7 o# G& p# _9 O9 @ x
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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