毛主席问答英文版，

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/ F& f' b3 `* r话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
" {% n$ q) F3 S, q& y' F$ R* q& DChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
2 H- q  B5 S0 j1 b3 h5 EChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
/ a. h+ v9 q( q/ d4 ?; L+ gPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
. {. t+ h# n6 j9 j/ MChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
) R3 ?( a' p- R" L* Q  x& Jpeople: It’s in America now!
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7 S! A4 @8 z+ @4 w8 X% q来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
4 b. E# B4 R9 c. B我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
- y7 s& w0 p" Q! N( q" `毛：资本家还存在吗
: I9 O: `' X9 t我们：生意都做到外国去了
& |: O: i. t4 {! u- B) g4 K毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
0 x) v8 ^6 J: S1 q! \6 I! L我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
. z, c+ |. l2 k3 y$ F毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
4 K8 n$ i. K- O; L9 W  V* z- E毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
2 G0 H) ~: B% l$ s- v3 w毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了