This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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" b, t: p2 t- r# i9 q2 REnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.

Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
# c3 h7 ?9 l' Q#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
2 A% t3 t; c+ l2 S* @#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
0 q+ F/ A" b8 h, y( i/ P#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
' o( u4 p+ w% K. L#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
8 G! \5 W% H2 g- @! S#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...



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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "


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中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
$ N# A$ O7 A& U) D; J 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
( E' H) E; d8 Y6 E3 f: p; L看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

that's good one