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今 天我看到警察车在我后面，我打灯再转lane,他不过。一直平走。走了一条多街，我要转左，（吖，唔识打叻）so I switched back to the left lane and then signaled to turn left.
: a. ]! @( Q9 [& Q5 u: s ASuddenly the car behind me turned the siren on. I wasn't sure if that was for me so I turned left and pulled to the side.. }7 |9 ?" j b/ Q1 a4 ~
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"Can I have your driver license and registration please?" he said.& w) k1 s& Q( q6 Z! t: G4 v
"What was the problem officer?"I enquired.$ e% J! [7 H9 b
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"Just stay here" so he walked away with my stuffs in his hand.
4 u K- G2 b7 ]7 ]$ g' STen long minutes later. He reappeared by my window and said,"My partner and I saw you changing lane without signaling sir."
; i0 e2 R, }" b' N2 m% e"Oh,excuse me but I was just trying to let you pass" I objected.
0 F) Z5 l0 l6 a4 j$ \. v" P. P"no, I mean the second time when you changed lane."
2 S/ y( D" o* }6 mI think he was pissed off that I cut in front of him.
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5 C( p0 d; L/ C- q9 @"Sorry sir, could you excuse me this time, after all I was trying to let you pass first, but......"
0 _# G6 S: l( R% T) ?, j1 u/ Z6 k* \"No but"he continuously mumbling,"do you always ask for free food in the restaurant?'
: g: B$ m( ^7 v7 i0 S, V% EThen I said" for it, no point arguing just do what you have to do"# {% _9 A5 }! ^! b! z" Z/ L
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We both walked back to the police car and I saw another tiny police woman inside, so I waved "hi there'.
% B- }4 T3 u) h3 j! ]! {0 x7 ^The policeman finished writing the ticket and said,"here, you are free to go now,' he then got back in his car.
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I look at the $115 ticket and said "holy cow, you're robbing me."6 B2 W3 w; a/ `
Then I pulled out a toonie and placed it on their hood and said this is the tip for your friend there."1 G1 n8 r0 C4 ]3 p5 j/ E" ?
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Woo. The policeman turned red and glared at me "look buddy, I am going to issue you another ticket for bribery."
]$ Y; W. ]9 h/ b. y, e2 \# H"Bribery?, no hell, just tips for your friend there."4 ^% d/ \6 ~" ?3 {
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Oh boy, he tried to pretent to open the door but she giggling and held him back."
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So I left. When I made the turn again, they were still quarrelling.( [. U' k' T- n, `# r
My wife gave me shit "you always play around and when are you going to stop it."9 i7 A6 y5 Z1 m8 Z+ v1 f" W
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I don't know why I am still laughing my guts out as I am typing now but it costed my $117. 哈哈。 |
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