Phone

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NO.1 - gentle response to the wrong phone - ,chaussures nike shox

midnight, asleep suddenly - "bell ~ Bell" phone rang violence. "Who is calling so late?" Rubbed Xingzhong sleepy eyes, dark Moqi phone.
"Hey, Who?"
"jiu, I am."
"Oh, is that you nephew."
"jiu, your body will you?"
" quite good. "
" My aunt How are you? "
" all came good. "
" Huh? jiu, how your voice changed? "
" because you have the wrong phone, and nephew. "
other stunned for 5 seconds, then came the phone," beep ~ beep ~ "Blind tone.

NO.2 - courtesy of the wrong person encountered do not speak a little punishment -

day, the phone rang, picked it up,chemise polo pas cher, the handset came a girl's voice.
"Hey, give me trying to find Mary." - were "Sassy Girl" to blame, and now the girl had red thief.
"ah?" My family, including pets again, did not get her this name.
"I said - I - find - small - Korea -" the other side is clearly impatient.
"I'm sorry, I think you are wrong." - my good-natured, the other is lesbian, so I have to keep cool.
"can not, you is not ********? I did wrong ah." just to hang, Tingtongli voice has increased the number of decibels.
I always feel that blood on the Bay, you're not wrong is it that I am going wrong? I look around a week to determine this is his home.
"Oh ~ Yes, I have not heard them, I'm sorry ah." I use the most kind-hearted tone.
"Oh, I said, Well I will not wrong." She was full of enthusiasm. Well,juicy couture purses, I'll let you all wrong enough.
"who are you?"
"I am a leaf."
"ah, the leaves Yeah." understood why I do like. "Mary went abroad."
"Ah? Not seen how she went abroad for two months?"
"A month ago. She was a phone call yesterday, said to a friend bought called leaf a laptop, I do not know the address, not * send. "
" is ...... is not it? that leaves me, how do I contact her. "I vaguely heard the voice side of the phone drooling.
"You remember what *************" I quickly flips" world famous company Contact List "in the southern hemisphere, which can pick up a phone to her.

NO.3 - this is wrong -

day power outage at home, utterly foolish in picking up the phone, but had no answer the phone with friends. Put down the phone, I bored a circular motion in the room. Just then, the phone rang. I almost jumped to the phone before.
"Hello." I usually take home phone rarely use "Hello\
"Hello, I'm a customer service center of China Netcom." the voice of a girl sweet.
"ah,ed hardy t shirts, good, indifferent friends."
"ah? what you say, Mr.."
"uh ...... did not say anything. What can I do?" Obviously I'm excited for some panicked.
"I want to re-look at your home broadband usage. bother you?"
"do not bother, of course, do not bother, so do not bother." At this point the other side must have thought I nerve problems, or else Doping service more.
"you feel your home faster speeds you?"
"Well, I said, what good is long detained."
"You can visit our website, where broadband test area. a free Film test "
" ah, I've been to. "where more than 500 movies available for free online viewing.
"how you feel like?"
"films and old people." I regret to say.
"(the other side could not help but laugh, and soon returned to normal voice) I mean, how do you feel like the speed, there is no pause."
"ah,abercrombie fitch hoodies, this ah, okay it. is to see" 100 Variable god "when idling."
"Really, you pause long?"
"about 30 minutes it."
"ah? not think so." While she was still not believe it. "How will pause for so long, is not it crashed?"
"Did not crash, I canceled suspended, then put on."
"Ah? Your own suspension?"
"Yes ah, how, and I have something to look out and can not be suspended? Then you also say that earlier. "I really wronged.
"......( phone, whispering to colleagues in other tissues to wipe) is not ~ all right,christian louboutin shoes, you can pause, so long as you like. "and then asked," there have been other problems also do? "
" Let me see ...... Well, the first "I do" how do I download can not ah, Faye Wong to sing that. I like Faye Wong's song, and unique taste, you like it? "I really like Faye Wong.
"I?"
"you say how she does on and Dou Wei divorced. they both songs I especially like. such as ......" my breath and say three dozen first Faye Wong Dou Wei's song, when it comes enthusiasm, but also a cappella 2, estimated that more than 20 minutes, the other a little word within the.
"Sir, your singing is good, but I am working, no more listening, unfortunately."
"Oh, yes, you are at work. Oh, do you think I forgot. What do you units come with? "
" Net ...... Netcom customer service center. "phone sound a bit choked.
"Oh ...... Netcom. you call me with what matter?"
had hardly faded, only heard a phone over there, "bang" bang, then a lot of people anxious to hear her cry name ......

NO.4 - to the road he has to Bishen -

Netcom rates upon request I have strong views on Taiwan, when you dial pass number, the computer will guide you press the key that key, often need to press the inquiry last prepaid ten to twenty times, and finally saw a "system busy, call later," this silent drama end. I am determined to retaliate, while you let me make these troublemakers consumers worried about personal experience.
this day, for a chance to display prompts calls are incoming this phone is the phone bill reminder Netcom artificial number.
"Hello. I am here Netcom Huafei center."
"Hello. This is ** home."
"I would like to inform ......"
" Now start the voice transit system. "I did not so she said, continue to use mechanical voice. "If you needed a man to answer, please call (1) hostess answered, please call, (b) the master answer, please call (c) of the puppy lots of calls, please call (Wang) If the operation error, please call ( return). "Carter, just listen to exciting woman there called colleagues, much discussion of" advanced enough for this phone. "
" 3. "Later, there came the female telephone operator Qieqie of sound.
"I'm sorry, your choice is not one year of age because of small owners, we can not talk to you, please leave your phone, learn to speak until after the young master, will soon call you back."
"ah ?...... return. "over and over again one will be my introduction, the other chose" b "
" I'm sorry, the hostess was not at home, if you are not used to lots of conversations with the puppy if you choose (a) "I am a little angry, election to election to elect not on me.
"one." tone of some of the other helpless.
"welcome to talk to you and man of the house. public talk, please call (1) Private conversation, please call (b) other, please call (c) operation error call (return)"
"3!!!" Obviously some of the other impatient, loud.
"Sorry, kitchen pot, the taste of char, rather than heard, please hang up, dial later ......"

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