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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 1 D6 ?- T! D/ ?/ z
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Redneck Yard Swing
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# I$ s( b3 d: O: _: K9 u+ M A Redneck passed away and left his entire
9 P* k" Q% F$ H6 ]$ |4 h estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.3 j7 [ X4 e" i: b3 B1 o# ?
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
3 J& @3 b" h: n8 B* R [ When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 0 @8 P y/ h7 E! }' T" e# `
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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2 L; X) g* k; _& c2 h: T' v Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:2 F2 @7 W+ z/ Q& I/ X1 N( f5 A5 Q9 h3 S* p
1) The DNA is all the same
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Redneck Mailbox( o! P! O4 v" F+ @! ]7 L) }$ j
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! }* y$ ^6 D4 _$ ?' Y) K& U& Z. j Who invented the toothbrush?
( q% ^! d8 o3 _- ]( P A Redneck!!
9 b; F. e/ O* K9 N" A9 n (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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! R6 q1 z5 Q6 s5 v Redneck Time Out3 G4 c$ w9 G K9 B7 l( P7 x( a& L
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
5 O M( O9 }6 V The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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/ E8 Z5 c6 T6 d3 e1 f: p Redneck Weenie Roast , G6 T* R/ h- Q G) }( A
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
% @3 }& c7 l) r% s' o9 r* o1 l When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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6 |8 x0 m6 t9 @2 A4 G( I- x Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
( A! G1 ^- ?) U& g7 T/ G9 X 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'; S8 D6 z# x- [( z
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A Redneck Thanksgiving0 N' `; |3 {$ n
# m" d' L3 J: \ g! z (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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/ i; p! a/ V" O and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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0 C! h( ]% d! H9 f0 A A Redneck Christmas Sleigh.... x/ o# e. J8 {; w# X9 }
# k) K! \2 ]4 y( J4 c That's all folks!
5 R9 b1 V5 p; ^; ` I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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