Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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# N9 c7 r" l6 Z3 [+ I7 d, iDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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' Y, z1 W7 ]% E4 h- B% GA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
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9 {8 \& p3 }& x9 i7 S7 x+ ]7 j8 P'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

9 r, ^4 `7 q4 M8 o+ _6 X8 y4 R'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

' h- S$ L4 |3 f( R'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
& r) s2 X/ U8 s'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
! m2 @  D3 ^& p' Y% J' HIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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: G5 o) g% A; i; k+ P. ^. J$ l9 cLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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8 [# @" Z% |% [+ HThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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6 ^6 a7 I) U0 E6 |'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
1 \) _) f5 @7 y- X" m'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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  q/ W: U  ?& }/ i& `6 n'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller