Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
! ?: _5 E9 O# j: zHere are some examples:   
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+ H1 m: Y8 o! X. I. c2 Y' I' u) BFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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. E7 s$ W% @  V7 s3 T, L( dPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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/ a% p' H2 ^) E4 r/ uThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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2 c; I3 _- g7 ~* ]7 }, V" ]3 hFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
$ a/ h* a0 z8 @* V9 J& cTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
- F4 y) A0 ?8 U) V, bEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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0 B8 o# P* e4 XTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
: _# r. Q" ~4 [: A雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

/ T3 S) |1 V6 h+ M7 |" x2 qYou are welcome.