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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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8 h7 [, P: h: }7 d8 ETwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house& M6 M. k7 N* J! x! [2 e P
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
9 i8 b! l2 O& Y4 nShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,# q' m" H- b" A! h# `
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.- C1 v" _9 r2 |9 v# ]0 d6 Z/ k
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.# I2 w z, `5 D4 s9 @9 [4 n4 s
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
T. l: o4 h- ~3 v7 |He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,' a6 Y% q4 p# S6 s# T+ A$ J! y
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
$ h0 b- I; @" [# a7 oFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,/ ?, X8 S6 z' q! w, ^/ ^! |
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news., x. s+ f4 D9 l |0 j2 M
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
4 [6 K; x4 a. y# FWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
" U) F, @4 }) `8 q6 i* BDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
) K& |9 k* t0 W# Z- F& P1 hTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
, J' _$ H. O# P- T1 g1 ?And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,- b1 [' Y0 l* P) \
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
, }2 x, m) _1 YShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer," U2 g, y/ w( H+ ]/ x& `" Y; T
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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