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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out4 g: U8 `" I! g2 N' z& u
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.7 j& c# e1 H! {
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
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' C0 }1 j$ n7 ^7 e% g3 KAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us9 V- o% R* ^) H9 D, f4 D5 {4 t; k" Z
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,# N3 C' {% g/ h2 G) L  s
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.$ y* Z/ n$ h) r6 l6 P; U
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
4# lastman
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