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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:
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Dear Mr. President:
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! j; c% @9 A" hPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
1 Q- z. G+ B6 B! o/ WInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander+ M7 k# a+ H. O( Y8 A
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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; h6 v- E5 V, ]2 g# l( b; vYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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9 ^) e: T' K6 k$ aThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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( Y  Y5 w8 `  ?" x  L& g+ }2 E5 VPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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' \; b* `# C" i/ }: _* |$ ]6 J1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -1 x) G- ^, E, W$ ~
Unemployment fixed.& T6 x4 U, w; e1 ?: F% b+ G& s( e
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-7 h% C2 V" H! i) n6 l- g2 n6 r
Auto Industry fixed.8 G) S: l$ A; g+ T9 y6 t

' ?" `) G4 z: O6 V3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-$ M9 c1 R3 D9 T/ i. `* W
Housing Crisis fixed., y' B! V3 d6 a8 F6 {' f; T' i6 i
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It can't get any easier than that!9 I/ k, c. J5 V2 e
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
4# 紫光
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2 Q3 H' @% L  g好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。
, p" e7 R7 S2 N' }$ E, u5 F给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
老柳教车
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
大型搬家
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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