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写给美国总统:
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Dear Mr. President:
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! j; c% @9 A" hPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
1 Q- z. G+ B6 B! o/ WInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander+ M7 k# a+ H. O( Y8 A
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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; h6 v- E5 V, ]2 g# l( b; vYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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9 ^) e: T' K6 k$ aThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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( Y Y5 w8 ` ?" x L& g+ }2 E5 VPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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' \; b* `# C" i/ }: _* |$ ]6 J1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -1 x) G- ^, E, W$ ~
Unemployment fixed.& T6 x4 U, w; e1 ?: F% b+ G& s( e
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-7 h% C2 V" H! i) n6 l- g2 n6 r
Auto Industry fixed.8 G) S: l$ A; g+ T9 y6 t
' ?" `) G4 z: O6 V3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-$ M9 c1 R3 D9 T/ i. `* W
Housing Crisis fixed., y' B! V3 d6 a8 F6 {' f; T' i6 i
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It can't get any easier than that!9 I/ k, c. J5 V2 e
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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