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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！3 z" N6 e. O6 a) O, I e
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9 l, z7 y: E8 c% I3 y7 V$ gWhere did I go wrong?/ M7 L: s0 p5 I9 Q# `, [
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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% Y; L8 Y+ j# {; e/ {* GWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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* ?& f1 |& o* @) z- i7 hFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!3 ^6 Z( m# d& K! J& P
& I6 M7 G8 e! WFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 2 v# `* j& i; O! _" W: w
) J p7 S$ \4 Y; n9 H: k: XHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”5 C' Y. Z, R7 Y1 G9 l' K, n0 d$ c
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”$ D2 m* o7 F' c* P
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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