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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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  H0 T6 e2 L8 Q! ~; i4 fI want to live my; F3 I$ s4 `- i5 w' r
next life backwards!! A6 z3 m4 M% X, |
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You start out dead and get that out of the. \! r- E6 }3 f" k
way right off the bat.  U3 Y3 X( o, p/ q
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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4 J1 ~# J! E9 T2 ^) M5 I) l& ^& ?When you are kicked out of the home
: `, A$ o/ M0 K% x) y$ Xfor being too healthy, you spend
' ?2 B. J! {# \several years enjoying your- F3 M  D0 A, d- A, R5 a4 O
retirement and collecting benefit checks.1 E+ h  k. G  _* T4 |7 r

2 O7 T5 ?* Q  j7 cWhen you start work,
% g# j. g9 h* M% `- {2 C  s7 l6 {you get a gold watch on your first day.
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8 Y9 a7 s# F: N* f! B, V1 [You work 40 years or
6 i1 R6 u6 S( W! p; jso, getting younger every day until pretty soon8 }3 S1 F% k$ g" h7 W
you're too young to
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5 O' Q% u4 X6 [4 e# p6 OSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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6 B, G+ V1 @5 f) o5 XAs you get even younger, you become a kid
$ I6 k3 ^) w8 D! \again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no* Q- W% @: v1 G8 z3 e( r
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In a few years, you become a baby and  U/ C3 [( @1 s4 }7 F. B# p0 v- i
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend9 m) N3 S  T/ O4 k$ h" R5 B  v9 o* ^, {
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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( Q6 @" q$ d9 F7 T  ]7 c( L4 n8 KUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.. ?7 e* q, O2 C

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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