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MY NEXT LIFE
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H0 T6 e2 L8 Q! ~; i4 fI want to live my; F3 I$ s4 `- i5 w' r
next life backwards!! A6 z3 m4 M% X, |
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You start out dead and get that out of the. \! r- E6 }3 f" k
way right off the bat. U3 Y3 X( o, p/ q
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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4 J1 ~# J! E9 T2 ^) M5 I) l& ^& ?When you are kicked out of the home
: `, A$ o/ M0 K% x) y$ Xfor being too healthy, you spend
' ?2 B. J! {# \several years enjoying your- F3 M D0 A, d- A, R5 a4 O
retirement and collecting benefit checks.1 E+ h k. G _* T4 |7 r
2 O7 T5 ?* Q j7 cWhen you start work,
% g# j. g9 h* M% `- {2 C s7 l6 {you get a gold watch on your first day.
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8 Y9 a7 s# F: N* f! B, V1 [You work 40 years or
6 i1 R6 u6 S( W! p; jso, getting younger every day until pretty soon8 }3 S1 F% k$ g" h7 W
you're too young to
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5 O' Q% u4 X6 [4 e# p6 OSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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6 B, G+ V1 @5 f) o5 XAs you get even younger, you become a kid
$ I6 k3 ^) w8 D! \again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no* Q- W% @: v1 G8 z3 e( r
responsibilities.3 L% F8 z/ U3 ^8 Q
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In a few years, you become a baby and U/ C3 [( @1 s4 }7 F. B# p0 v- i
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend9 m) N3 S T/ O4 k$ h" R5 B v9 o* ^, {
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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0 M, S! l2 a. {con ditions: central heating, room service on
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( Q6 @" q$ d9 F7 T ]7 c( L4 n8 KUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.. ?7 e* q, O2 C
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my case. |
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