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% [: x7 T+ y4 H2 z" Q( J9 D) CA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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! k$ D9 `& |" A z' yThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a; q, d9 C3 ?3 [) S( k0 \% r$ H
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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4 d4 @& j* m, H; w- P9 BThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.# z; V( C. Z" A0 C6 U/ s6 p
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.' |( d0 y( g% w
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
; Y( C! W. w! kThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'6 `' I% ]; \1 s9 z; Q5 {* j
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.$ E8 C' o. ^/ v
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; e1 G% b# W# c$ {/ |" u'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! . m2 F) [) c& e( C
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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