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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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! e. D2 i" P% R' [" w qJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”5 e6 i$ }2 n2 b9 I
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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% N/ \' C9 A- z' I, a0 |( n5 o”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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