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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ." b' n% r" X+ C, y% F! D
MARIA: Here it is.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% ^. d9 W/ X" V D* y: D" SJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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( s- K. e/ L0 w5 U% mTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'* W( d+ X0 p" s( i; q8 s
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'$ A! K- w$ Z9 D9 K( h
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
3 h' `3 ~' H' l+ w( mGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.1 d6 u6 J1 Z+ [/ _, w: W
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9 d6 B1 s. L$ Y) t2 gTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
5 g# m- J; m3 g1 W2 i+ E3 RDONALD: H I J K L M N O.8 B4 f4 S# U( q
TEACHER: What are you talking about?+ y7 o" h( ~" r7 E
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.9 B! k1 Y9 J% h8 J( @* c2 `
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, I" }8 x- c G9 \( x# XTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.& m& n1 u+ X. `, t6 \% X" z
WINNIE: Me!
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: r0 {# v9 G7 C) P0 w3 C7 MTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?, b3 W! e2 `. X0 ?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' h; d6 Y0 W; w0 t3 Y, ?6 n: ^
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2 V1 e; ^8 D& u. O1 l0 k ~1 v- DTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'/ w, z6 ? t" n: J' F
MILLIE: I is..
0 t% b4 P6 u2 s- |1 T( qTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'2 Y4 a% l+ s+ ~( F! `+ _
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, S+ s# |, R% v5 q. L/ w& @- JLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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. Y6 D; r ^% M- i2 w( VTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?; f+ G6 F/ y8 Y$ I
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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; A3 h7 z% _4 I3 STEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ o. S4 Q- {" ZCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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' B( m! G$ f; i' J. z6 B) ?9 R( GTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 d6 X. k6 R( q% ~ w# q, SHAROLD: A teacher & j# F4 T7 T$ S: Y. P9 n* j; Z7 F
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