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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.& H% h! H3 z. `( V+ r- B ?$ l2 C
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."3 N. O, v4 J# y: T" B' F7 x
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
, e1 H0 F% s2 J( y% E- Q5 ]4 fThe man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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