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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '/ P6 g+ p8 d$ I
( p8 ^ ^: u# C3 s'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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