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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought" j8 ^/ B: k# H$ p; D& {
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called- {3 \5 u: I2 |
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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7 H4 `7 Y7 q+ Z. u& L, BThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could% d. N; n2 T2 }' X
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.9 o' e" z- V# E( p
; b5 y% O% g6 X4 f$ THere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,8 ^4 ?: ~: E# Q# g4 [6 T
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,: q5 ~* m% O7 A6 k( ~, r3 A
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."( f; b# i- ?: A8 X) N6 q; k4 O6 }
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the+ ? O9 Q5 x) {2 C
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
]: o! r/ `! V' A! b6 A% [Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.1 }: p3 X5 [: p$ k3 ^* ?" ?
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
. F8 x- i* v9 E" e% _$ V9 K9 ]) I9 ]repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.4 w" Y1 C9 `# d3 `/ m, m; r' S/ |% A1 R- {
" I3 R4 r/ L7 c i! K* lNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife6 K0 U" w7 _; e' N6 n! h2 a' \; V
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response." E; W! S& ~. ]# c( L( N
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's + Q- z, h# l7 {) t# _3 l# X
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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% K% Z7 }* e+ z7 L5 S) H+ G$ t(I just love this)4 l4 R+ \4 }" ^
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. v: v# n( y# N"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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