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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- / @7 w9 l u5 r: K/ |% Q m
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ACURA: ( r. D; ` j1 O# U
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
* W% e) q0 k% z) z4 ?9 a* P8 u( eAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
6 n9 S" H& d; v: F0 z& P& l$ d* EAll Makes Combined 3 d$ b( ?* Z( Z" {. x
A Major Cost
7 E8 Y1 A% V- p/ I0 j) p; YA Mutated Car ( v) l$ ~: W* _, S4 D3 K" x5 a
A Morons Car 7 f8 K& @' h: h
Another Major Catastrophe
0 t) `" U7 V1 v( W5 OA Man's Car ' S [3 E3 u: I, s; b+ Q
A Miss Conception
, M0 w9 t; N+ J2 A3 NAll Muscle Car * c8 p" K% A. E) W x0 m& A
All Most Car : Q+ H4 F) j0 O( N$ Y
Annoying Mechanics Constantly ' |0 a' R! ]( |
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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4 k/ |' t+ t7 w' e( HAUDI: # o# M0 X, x6 b0 g
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 8 ~$ @5 k# p7 |6 a: i
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
6 T1 ]1 z8 X" w/ Q2 C0 gAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
) u9 Y2 s% I1 ~4 J# W N6 sAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
4 ~& u3 \# M6 E4 WAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence " A3 N8 `) s* r- S
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
( _& S+ B: ` j# C( `All Unnecessary Devices Installed ' B3 j* W0 H, m+ k
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. d3 a4 k6 B' D# R9 r6 u+ X( ZBMW: + G) u+ D% z& d8 O6 H6 e+ w( W
Big Money Works
2 {" Q9 J1 ^; z' @* n& Y5 {: tBought My Wife
7 f+ G/ I& l9 cBrutal Money Waster ! s" q4 H1 C/ V8 Y
Break My Window
/ K9 c: x" Q, x" ]+ d, J: @Break My Windshield
) ^# g2 }0 x, o% S' `7 xBabbling Mechanical Wench
2 V" | p" x9 x, `1 p9 ^: VBeastly Monstrous Wonder ! x; q" n5 I8 g% j0 c. e
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels & c- i$ \6 h' ?# R# C- z( L
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder / Y0 O# y# g' Y4 a# _ [
Barely Moving Wreck
- [4 r5 R ? ^* N; W0 UBig Money Waste
; B, ]* T; r$ yBig Money. Why?
! w$ `& V8 N% ?" o# I0 gBig Money Works % [6 o) K7 V4 D; L
Born Moderately Wealthy " O8 w! G- \ Y$ h4 m
Breaks Most Wrenches
/ \6 k7 m; v6 l! ]9 ^+ g" g) s. ~; FBring Many Wrenches
6 q3 n0 K3 d* Q- TBrings Me Women
! Q+ x, S1 ?3 X* ^: l7 x! lBrings More Women % O/ j6 Y3 Q2 l6 a' o$ N+ g! a* N8 V
Broken Money Waster 3 l5 @& N6 k% y) e4 T. s9 ]
Broke My Wallet
: Q5 O$ W4 t( `0 s0 c! J& kBroken Monstrous Wonder " T" J( G* o% N/ ]$ @
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
' t( }& f! a- P5 m3 u) w( L* ^Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 8 ^/ V( n; _- X! \% R9 [. x" l" r
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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6 M: F+ b* Y6 m9 eBUICK:
1 J% Q% k/ @# t- F2 ^2 NBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
$ e/ j! i8 d9 X5 ?0 ?6 A6 `Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro: 9 k! N8 Y& p3 h
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
- l& b; P8 S4 \/ jCan't America Make A Real One?
( P5 y; w9 S& b) q' W% w2 \9 sChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
' B* [* F3 z5 Z. TCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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$ U( Q# W6 I3 p2 E5 \CHEVROLET:
! R6 x, f5 x, o( G" s4 P) vCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 5 p7 ?) S1 G7 p3 [9 `
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time & X! X$ ?4 W+ V& f6 @
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
; ^# l& w) S: Y" X: AConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
! T& C$ C, o4 ECondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE:
+ F2 @* M# h! U/ C$ |0 w9 h6 wDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere ( }# }3 ~* p Q, B8 N# X- V: s! ^
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater g9 T* c6 r4 [- i2 L
Dead Old Dog Going East / \, T' p0 L4 _( j! y( f+ G
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
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Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired & f& F1 D% k4 F& {" J: f6 R
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
) k- l9 c0 z8 I8 T/ MDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
: f# y6 c& G0 _1 U6 ODaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 3 h8 s$ F' G. }# _: Q- ^" n
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* J! Z/ ^' V$ y9 c9 T3 NEvery Day Something Else Leaks ; k6 `+ @9 D4 F; @. ~
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: * I0 N# }: F/ a& C: ~8 Y/ z4 }
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 6 J4 Z+ z0 s9 @4 T+ ]2 b& ^1 k
Fix It Again, Tony
- Y$ {# D8 a/ B% c! u5 P# ]6 iFix It All the Time
$ B% ]4 G5 X) |/ e4 B# U/ g4 Y/ T2 zFound In A Toilet ! D# q$ D2 o5 q6 {% F6 @
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation % e3 n9 H9 b2 w7 M& Q
4 a! }. U: V, Z0 P xFORD:
* @2 `* i+ I O, ]2 n! e. IFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
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Found On Road Dead 6 p7 ^3 s, _' {; W
Fast Only Rolling Downhill 7 D( F [0 s6 K' z2 h
First On Race Day
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Fabricated Of Refried Dung 0 q% \. Z: ]8 x8 }7 ^' v' u
Fails On Rainy Days
6 V7 ~& z. H9 l* k) I' Q8 }% uFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream - t) g# V# Q; p* N K9 S" Q
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
5 K/ d8 a* U* f% G/ FFault Of R&D
4 J! l" k. p+ u5 d* C( W) LFinally Obsolete Racing Device
6 O# h3 C& g7 ^Fireball On Rear Denting , z+ N2 O+ `2 u' y6 Y9 l6 l; Z$ g# l
First On Road to Dump
0 K) W2 u; b# z4 w2 i1 GFirst On Rust and Deterioration $ r1 V/ ^; P, C: m# _! E. F
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma : O6 d. l6 b1 ]& @1 Y# }
Flipping Over Results in Death
- t$ J1 v* n0 l* { WFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
6 Q7 Z& @4 E2 l/ O: LFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
: X3 m( S, u0 mFoot On Road Decelerates 4 y. w0 H/ [9 F% p
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 1 K2 w+ b) i1 r* v. C: t# ]
Formed Of Rejected DNA
1 Q# l" |& f) nForwarded Once; Return Denied . u- A7 N; O( g9 C9 E: c/ F7 f
Forward Only; Reverse Defective U! z7 B5 S$ n2 d! J
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
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, z8 b" F* | ^1 v: LFouled Out Re-done Dodge . g$ C; x; E0 i. ~4 j
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
. C* n" |+ w1 H3 N* W" WFree Or Reduced Drastically
2 r# A5 V& a4 A7 J% hFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 7 X$ l/ g1 _$ R; Q! X, M5 E, t
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable + F( J) s% h% n F$ N
Funny Old Rattling Dump ' ?5 r+ h1 X9 L! p; H+ u
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) . _5 k4 x- r# d( @8 g; I
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA & {& T+ e h4 o* s
Found Out-Right Dangerous ! Y1 Q! n7 A3 p, Q! n% \# \
Future Of Racings Delight ( I% W: ~5 j+ }# ^9 E# W9 L
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
1 T( B$ y8 X: a(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability ; N5 k! e' `. g
Lots To Do 5 l+ q; Z: y6 O9 J- |4 g
Looses Transmissions Daily
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1 [# t: N1 a3 J1 E5 g) H/ ^1 f& U# m; }GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked * S5 P8 E1 h2 J( l' |7 f
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General Maintenance
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Garbage Motors # T; a# {. @ d( i/ v! k0 A
Generally Miserable
1 Z8 ? j( L6 j4 N2 ^% Z) t& [" B' UGrossly Misconceived
# A9 ]5 g+ E1 |0 b3 ^7 B. oGluteus Maximus 9 |) q' M/ K+ c' W: ~/ D
Good Money $ u+ b4 ^2 t% }+ r* l- Y/ {! @
Goofy's Manufacturing ; _3 N% V+ g$ g
Gone Mental
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Grief & Misery Combined
: i8 N1 f M' ^- v+ k' Z% ?6 lGarage Man's Companion * C# }1 k' U' k4 ~4 Z9 o9 [9 M* F$ ~
Gotta Mechanic Coming? + A# t, N# i1 f% ]6 \2 t; U
Generally Mediocre Cars - l6 _7 I/ m% a* N6 q
Get More Chicks " r, G" t: j: J1 R# n9 T
Gets Mechanics Crazy . N K, U; x6 |7 S0 [8 a
Gods Mechanical Curse
S! a8 o: U8 B* \$ ]* YGot More Crap % x6 Y- Q. y0 }5 l1 x; C7 `5 T
Great Mountain Climber
0 e6 d5 l; K: Q) y4 c; M7 y/ fGreat Motor Car
( S8 _4 y( h' P, D uGod Made Chevy
2 A7 A7 P: ?9 F _! D1 fGood Moron Car
9 X9 ?. R0 P# J8 M' B$ ?- W1 e7 CGot Mine Cheap 1 j* @3 r# v/ z- I/ O
Get My Checkbook # D- F3 c4 k1 t) b
Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO: 8 z! T1 ?2 [7 W+ _
Gas, Tires, Oil
1 A# ^/ |' R# }5 sGet Tools Out ; ?2 w; b4 u0 M) R7 O
Get To Onramp % d6 p k/ x3 \& w5 r
Good To Own 6 s7 r1 T7 d/ a* ^; r/ B6 D& o
Get The Others 0 _+ [1 V, h8 Q3 e
Generally Trashed Out
0 w/ v& _- t% GGood Time Out + o9 z! k' S G* m6 w- R
Gone To Overdrive + i1 J" B+ J* U+ ?' N3 g
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$ ^ d' L" O1 X/ j7 ]" AHONDA:
( `- ~! L, Z8 G3 M* p0 QHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 2 I; _/ q6 y4 C B) y
Had One Never Did Again . G4 |6 P( V: `- ^2 ~; R
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 1 L) d; s$ v; k3 {* m+ E
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
1 |" q6 ~0 W9 i/ a5 N, ?1 DHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
: d( m i; Z9 R/ OHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration ; J) ?+ u5 T$ |( t/ @/ h4 P
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
5 W; H6 f( d3 V2 lPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes / x g5 ?% Y2 c A" q' h
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/ R S) u6 b( `* j2 G9 E% e5 q/ LHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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Just Eats Every Part
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Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 5 D% E. |5 M' K6 T. v" N' \ ]" h
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes ! ^7 d) T" d3 c) I3 s$ A1 ?" l
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
" Q* E' T G; m( iKick It Around
: a" \2 n( O& P5 {( JKick It Again 6 d4 Q: {/ p. P$ U5 i3 I
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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) D" N7 D& P* s# b( {( T0 n0 j( SMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along - C8 \' x. F1 {& ]- m
9 L8 R0 P' Z3 z8 v! @MG: 5 S: m' |. J( v! H# |9 j/ S* L& H' k
Money Guzzler
F9 k8 s7 b+ q3 G# yMostly Garaged
* b2 q( o6 L5 O/ A$ P) sMajor Goof
3 G! U) }9 I' O+ {5 oMGB: Might Go Backwards 1 W5 ~( x1 r/ Q
MGB: Might Go, But . . . # a( x& g: K6 ~& ?7 _
MGB: Motor Going Bad $ U+ }& k8 I3 a8 H
MGF: Might Go Forward 3 `4 }1 g: O( C& {- d: I: a0 j* H
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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/ f/ a9 p6 M, ~! ZMOPAR 5 A3 G0 N9 L+ w7 Y: P
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly J5 B: m/ ^ i$ a1 j
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ( H" J; v: L* W
Most Often Passed At Races " o/ q9 E7 i0 C% K7 P! L8 \6 s
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 5 n4 \$ O/ x8 Z& h1 r2 g6 n$ r
Move Over People Are Racing
3 W S7 r5 Y# B2 aMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly $ V! |4 ~6 T( H
My Old Pig Ain't Running 5 m) ]+ }! i5 ^5 g* t
My Only Problems Are Repairs
' r: e% C9 _: D+ g6 ~0 pMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement ! f1 q8 _2 ^( Z8 k: z/ o
More Often Parts Are Replaced - ]; d/ E! [! {0 F
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8 l0 [ q* }2 P3 i& Y8 BMUSTANG:
, b9 j4 [ n) v5 U) F, \Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good ) A4 M d# U7 q+ W
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
/ W+ p" }9 \, r0 B. cMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go # D. V" v" X1 t' n
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 5 B r6 L+ G5 z. O$ S, f3 U
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OLDSMOBILE:
, e7 A# d0 ~; j. h% tOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday * P! J V0 K, ]* d5 G2 V O# y( i% ~
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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' T' h! Y- B- ?6 d, m/ kPut In Nickel To Operate 8 f0 J6 T1 ^/ U9 c) R4 K
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ' L; c+ A! O+ U- L$ @
Put In New Transmission Often
9 e; b# r6 ~# D! Z0 `Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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( H! `, o( @( @: V) r9 TPONTIAC:
' n5 B' j. s7 E4 bPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
; Q2 `* a! d' Q4 s, cPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
. t6 g8 ?& k1 e& R- b8 o$ PPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 9 y7 }+ o, Q+ K" y) E8 P/ @
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Send Another Automobile Back
) D7 R! ~' _9 M1 P0 NSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 1 t& c$ o9 w+ d% y0 v
Sad Attempt At Beauty + @* H3 q( a) I1 h
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
% s1 i( P m7 ~* l6 T# o3 K( XShape Appears Ass-Backwards % h; S9 A9 J7 B3 ?+ h! f
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: ) ^6 P9 r! {' p* t! h
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 6 r6 X# _, i* n6 \ A
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass ; n3 T u0 \; L7 \6 ]6 |
The One You Ought To Avoid 8 {9 B* ~7 X8 n6 ^
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 8 h$ g/ @8 D1 R7 p: T& r
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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% L0 ]# A M* C. o/ [# DTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object " x' b0 {4 k! ]5 e2 T) e% G
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" I* i/ P( H" gVintage Wreck 4 y s# t. \$ X3 x) J2 M/ f
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