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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.* D* S+ |& l" f2 b. w

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Man
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in it;
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Mr. in it;   a# }* j% X8 P5 }7 v
Female has3 D' s" k0 ~# t) b0 W9 h
Male
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in it;
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in it;
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Adam in it;
0 f8 w) K  z4 b% nNo wonder men always want to be inside women!
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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the* @- i6 |( F4 B" i' F! H
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Why?
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0 g+ e& ^8 c% }- cBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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# W  m: J9 d6 ]) j  W& h/ PI never looked at it this way before:
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7 D' r+ Y& [# r1 Y  m( JEver notice how all of women's problems start with  S# H& N& G4 s5 R6 f
MEN?    O' N( G' z- H: d" @

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- l9 _5 |: L- \MEN tal illness
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, {- ]% U3 u; j& @- g  MMEN strual cramps
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MEN tal breakdown+ p4 Y0 R  N+ d' V& l

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When we have REAL trouble, it's a

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terectomy.
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# @  e; Q3 L/ o. @+ `5 oSend this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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: A3 v* y& j% u% m- S$ HSend this to all the men just to annoy them
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: S. ?( O7 o* @) w! nHave a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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