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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' $ ^- ^ j# G& V2 T! c' }( S/ Z& U
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' * _1 R3 ^$ D6 k; L6 ?
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'3 T. L7 P# X7 N* c& T
~, p- E7 l! I% S7 U1 _+ l- R'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
+ N7 B V6 Y6 [2 ~0 X6 `/ C2 w(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ( ]1 G2 X) a% a I5 i$ d
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. ! I! R3 H; n, ]2 d
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' ! I/ V! w3 H4 R- Q% {1 H9 p
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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