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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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b7 l a8 F* |& `( fMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and- ^* F% @* W; S
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.4 ]# C/ |" T- v
7 r: J2 ]2 v. n+ Z7 \Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
2 {. \) x, b" ~Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
& U$ u2 r) y+ P8 }$ Hthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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; l' ^6 e- A3 m% zAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
/ E5 z8 V2 U7 V( {your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver! h* f% {% k' _: l) {
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" {7 X2 s& L" V0 v/ Z: [
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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: @. }3 d9 e; L# f9 v" c, y7 XHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
6 b, H/ e7 v7 d$ R( YI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and" U$ M: z. ]$ }' ^' m4 I
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
. {1 v8 ~- s Gthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".+ G, b/ M( T& L7 d
2 l9 F$ }/ ~- ]9 X; M, FSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that8 V! F& y0 W2 e" x8 u6 J6 W
read:
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, c4 U" G) f1 P! V1 p"Dear Son.........( [ {9 y" S* u2 B
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
5 s' S) C5 K* l( J7 o( N! i+ S% Bsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains. a' F- j- Q9 f! G" v7 S1 ~% \. c1 V
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver- t/ R. `; K6 Z2 i5 r
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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