Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
0 y6 C; {0 g* V) y7 }+ U  _1 yfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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) n7 z; h# U% pWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
1 W$ H- c' m" f) {, m/ c  lweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
0 U' P5 F* Y: N* f* sI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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& }. I+ r# q$ g$ f# TThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

, L+ X/ i/ z* ~' F  dThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
! g# y- r$ n8 Q# y" }9 \( Tdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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1 w# x/ W5 A0 R% eThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

; ?; D3 p; X5 C! M( C+ E5 U8 nCut off his........