可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
) n5 t" y3 L- X; `: [6 m# }Harold is his name.
. h5 p" e) d% s  xAmen."

5 B+ j% V7 p$ |2 bA little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
+ `; R4 }8 A+ P! u" `0 t1 mdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
& r" W' s$ n: L1 i- C! vhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
6 Z1 i5 Y; c" J9 a& I$ \7 N2 C' [boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
# B- J( d+ A, _" k' Jto stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
- R7 `9 u7 S$ Y" [! k" B( T1 T"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
$ Y: L% h, z2 D5 p0 n4 j+ KChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A mother was preparing pancakes for
; I4 v6 L. p9 T& Cher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
, u4 ^8 u/ `, ^  oThe boys began to argue over who would
2 [5 {6 s! C! i% u6 a# s+ Lget the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
4 k* O3 }# R' W. }moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
5 E9 i# `! p  qwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
* Q) [* w* L& d( L9 P"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
: t" D4 k, p& R! p6 T"Did God throw him back down?"
$ a) H( C: _+ h: k. G8 T. _- E3 B
: D* k. r) [+ O: hA wife invited some people to dinner.
% J; M9 G5 A+ uAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
7 i% ]2 H; Y. _3 z7 odaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
# x0 Y) W, Q2 c- S2 _0 }The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
& Q4 x: [; F9 x. Uand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

Cheers!!!
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0 m* q+ V8 \5 a4 e4 o1 Q0 N! qPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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8 U1 Y( b2 p# C0 H% [3 rRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
: m9 Z( ^1 a) O& N! K: v"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
9 a( E: I" o: f, c- ZI was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

6 d- z# \4 q1 q* h2 s  M. O1 g" Caha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
  b" {' V! N( G# L: e7 a
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 G  w; ]9 _! c- p6 ["Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

* |8 i  n! T# S好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表


好好吃

: w$ ^4 Z; ^! Pha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
$ b/ _; t+ X/ Z4 h/ f
2 [9 W5 z6 X$ t/ oRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
9 q3 R4 m3 i# I7 m" A+ b"Don't be selfish!" I said.
: R4 Z5 c. v" y1 y3 X' @( s3 }My boy's eyes turned ...

Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

- ^" M) g% \2 j& T/ l3 }aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
) t4 D0 L( A* ?/ `0 s- y! h! T
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
  U* Y. ^; [- G* Z1 e3 pMy boy's eyes turned ...

0 W: K" g0 U: _% AThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby