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SOCIALISM社会主义
4 W/ v+ K. `7 _! PYou have 2 cows，
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COMMUNISM**主义
5 n% |, l. ?1 I( |% [% y' ^You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.

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FASCISM法西斯主义
8 A! e- x+ B" u5 v3 S% w% TYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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# o: f) o' G, D6 mNAZISM纳粹主义
% H  S! H7 T0 }# W7 P' }* h4 L/ QYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
( h, F9 _7 g& dThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
) E. z# s" n' v% s& `You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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