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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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5 x5 H& t1 @8 ^' Q. WThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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  v9 O6 @0 T: B" |: s" H( h0 dOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
- r9 j! G4 I" `' \9 f, Csaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
, {) x) {& e0 T- }; B5 |dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never7 `! M& N1 Y+ I% s" ?
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't* _7 Y) V) J$ q
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
: W7 Q# N1 t  H5 D8 H0 n6 lall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched, Q+ |* Z, j% r7 Y( B5 M
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had$ w6 r! r" [+ Q; x9 G7 ~
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!  ^% @0 T* e# V, z% b& G

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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 - Q2 _1 K2 h/ |
Don't quite understand this.
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 5 Z; d( Y; K' U1 U8 m

% ]9 T$ T8 ^3 w% o他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。

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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.6 Y$ _6 Y% z2 R# T2 }

1 ^  C7 ?5 v/ f) [the truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表 , W  y; h2 \8 l' ~
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Your understanding is sound and deep.

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good to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表 2 I6 `6 q& U! Q1 v$ l! x/ Q
Don't quite understand this.
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表
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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough

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1 U0 k% \" D- N( O, e) ^I am getting married in this coming September.
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