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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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5 x5 H& t1 @8 ^' Q. WThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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v9 O6 @0 T: B" |: s" H( h0 dOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
- r9 j! G4 I" `' \9 f, Csaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
, {) x) {& e0 T- }; B5 |dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never7 `! M& N1 Y+ I% s" ?
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't* _7 Y) V) J$ q
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
: W7 Q# N1 t H5 D8 H0 n6 lall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched, Q+ |* Z, j% r7 Y( B5 M
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had$ w6 r! r" [+ Q; x9 G7 ~
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
! u% T9 C- i, y r: ^* Isweat pants and was pleasant all the time.5 m; Q: G' k$ N( O2 q) l* [
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones! ^% @0 T* e# V, z% b& G
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